Since this happened in Philly, contained a shocking twist, and was kind of meandering and boring, I’m going to assume it’s the latest film from M. Night Shyamalan.

It’s like you’ve never met a 20 year old guy before.

If by ‘world apart’, you mean mouth breathing hog hunting methead wannabe Wisconsinites, then yes indeed, you’re a world apart.

You were a consolation prize for the losers of a war fought over Toledo, so how about you put the keyboard down and get back to taking the truck nutz off and getting the plow ready to be put…

Good. Let’s start this. I grew up in the lower peninsula then spent four years in the upper. I can honestly say that every stereotype about racist, hillbilly, backwards, inbred, uneducated, shit-kicking imbeciles applies to yoopers. The upper peninsula is a stretch of trees broken by a two lane highway interspersed…

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

My policy is to only loan friends money I’m comfortable never seeing again. The reason being you feel like a complete dick to be the guy who is reminding his friend that he’s owed $10 or whatever. If you’re out at lunch with friends and one of them forgot his wallet and you buy his food, it really brings lots more…

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

Thank you for talking to me like a child. Now, since you’re a teacher, maybe you can show me

I think you mean Caustic, Ulcerous, Nauseating and Twat.

Oh I bet you’re just the most fun person in the world and not at all a cunty, salty, cheese-snatched battle-axe.

That’s the most exciting football related thing to happen in Jacksonville in years.

If any Spikes fans find themselves still traumatized, next Thursday is $1 beer night.

The fourth flip is also the hardest part for me when making a grilled cheese. By then I just really want to eat it.

You sound like a well-adjusted individual, and not cripplingly insecure in the least.

I find it amusing how you think you’re the first guy to be too cool for adult kickball. Then a league will spring up in your city; you’ll make fun of everyone playing until you realize that all your friends are playing, so you’ll “cave” and play, “just to see how stupid it is.” Then you’ll have a couple of beers and…

Patterson Park???

Very interesting and informative.

I’m an attorney in Florida. If you are pulled over you do NOT have to perform the road side field sobriety exercises. And you should never attempt to do them. Politely decline. Handheld or portable breath test devices (PBTs) are not deemed sufficiently accurate to be admitted in criminal court. You will be placed…

That’s OBSURD. NEVER consent to a search.