Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

My policy is to only loan friends money I’m comfortable never seeing again. The reason being you feel like a complete dick to be the guy who is reminding his friend that he’s owed $10 or whatever. If you’re out at lunch with friends and one of them forgot his wallet and you buy his food, it really brings lots more…

But what sucks is you’re in St. Louis.

Thank you for talking to me like a child. Now, since you’re a teacher, maybe you can show me

I think you mean Caustic, Ulcerous, Nauseating and Twat.

Oh I bet you’re just the most fun person in the world and not at all a cunty, salty, cheese-snatched battle-axe.

That’s the most exciting football related thing to happen in Jacksonville in years.

If any Spikes fans find themselves still traumatized, next Thursday is $1 beer night.

The fourth flip is also the hardest part for me when making a grilled cheese. By then I just really want to eat it.

You sound like a well-adjusted individual, and not cripplingly insecure in the least.

I find it amusing how you think you’re the first guy to be too cool for adult kickball. Then a league will spring up in your city; you’ll make fun of everyone playing until you realize that all your friends are playing, so you’ll “cave” and play, “just to see how stupid it is.” Then you’ll have a couple of beers and…

Patterson Park???

Very interesting and informative.

The DUI lawyers I’ve spoken with say it’s an open secret that roadside tests are designed to be impossibly subjective so that you literally cannot pass them if that’s what the cop wants. And if he’s asking you to perform a sobriety test, he’s already made up his mind. Completing the test will only give him ammo for…

Field sobriety tests are voluntary and the officer can only ask you to perform them but can't force you to do them. I don’t know of a single state in which there is a penalty for refusing them, and you cannot be arrested solely for refusing them. SFST (Standardized Field Sobriety Test) are considered a search in most…

I’m an attorney in Florida. If you are pulled over you do NOT have to perform the road side field sobriety exercises. And you should never attempt to do them. Politely decline. Handheld or portable breath test devices (PBTs) are not deemed sufficiently accurate to be admitted in criminal court. You will be placed…

The bigger question aught to be whether you can refuse a field sobriety test.

That’s OBSURD. NEVER consent to a search.

This weekend an unvaccinated six year old boy was the first person to die of diptheria in 28 years in Spain. His parents rejected getting him vaccinated and now he’s dead. A vaccinated child is much better then a dead one.