Why is it obvious she didn’t use it in jail? As a defense attorney, I regularly make trips to the local detention center and frequently smell the lovely aroma of ganja. I’m not saying she smoked in jail, I’m just saying it’s ridiculous to rule it out. I’ll also say it makes not a lick of difference in how unjustly she…

You sound like a blast to be with. Tell us more about your incredible athletic skills behind your keyboard. I played DI lax and loved the shit out of kickball and beers at City Limits. Get some friends and try it, you might not be so grumpy.

I've played in the SoBo league for a couple of years, great times!!

Always refuse Field Sobriety Tests...

What I tell people is that more important than the breathalyzer, and whether or not to take it, is the SFST’s. Refuse them. (this is State specific, I’m in Maryland, no idea how other state’s handle them and I don’t feel like spending the next 2 hours doing research) There is no penalty for a refusal of a Field…

Heavy Seas Loose Cannon is delicious... As well as Flying Dog’s Raging Bitch (I realize it's ABV takes it out of the running, but it rocks.)

I would add that you need to make sure you do beer can chicken with indirect heat, and I always like to add some wood chips (mix of apple and cherry, soaked in a hoppy IPA is my preference).

That’s exactly what I do as well, the moisture in the husk makes them turn out great. Slather them with butter and sprinkle some Old Bay on ‘em!!

Great... Now I really want some wings...

Exactly, as an attorney, you go for the deepest pockets...

If you ever have a client with a criminal case in the Baltimore area, send ‘em my way. I do everything from DUIs to murders...

Wow, you clerked for someone... No wonder you're such a pendantic fuckwad (should that be one or two words?). So, I am right that you haven't actually tried any cases?

I'm guessing you've never actually stepped foot in a court room... Other than to be sworn in.

So sorry I got my “it’s” wrong, I was typing quickly on my phone while waiting on a federal judge to hear our guilty plea... And you’re correct as to the substantial nature of the evidence. However, I stand by my belief that the evidence is overly prejudicial. Ultimately, it’ll be up to a judge to decide, not two…

Also an attorney, and 100% agree, it's prejudicial value outweighs it's probative value.

I actually tried this once in the parking lot of my apartment during college (The Colony near Towson U.). It didn't end so well for my little Honda Accord. I got half of it off, it then just dangled there, helplessly swaying. Needless to say the police were called and I ended up having to pay $180 to the driver to get…

Can someone who knows how to photoshop really well make this as him dropping a deuce...

I was actually on the local news last night (Baltimore Fox 45) for a case I did...

If I could have (afford) an espresso machine at home, I would. I'm only insulting the people who can't or won't make a drink that DOES actually exist because they're assholes who can't figure out how to put a drink over ice.

Like I said, it's my wife that orders the iced cap... I get some other crap. Obviously I should get my coffee making facts from some pretentious ass on "Kitchenette" instead of the people I see every day at Starbucks. That makes a ton more sense... I really hope you aren't still in the hospitality field.