I have an open heart surgery scar that bisects my chest, I have had it since I was three. I have spent YEARS being asked “what happened to you” by total strangers. Normally I explain about it, and the various other surgeries I have endured (congenital heart disease for the win!) in graphic enough detail that people…

Also, don’t apologize. Do not say, “I’m sorry, but I don’t want to talk about it.” Or, “I don’t want to talk about it, sorry.”

What’s especially funny/not funny about his charge that everyone should have rushed the shooter rather than “cooperate” is that rushing at the shooter is one of the things the Department of Homeland Security advises you not to do. Attacking a shooter is supposed to be something you only do if there’s literally nothing…

She is THE BEST, and this whole situation is exactly why I go out of my way to not watch the NFL. Fuck this culture of militant masculinity and entitlement.

THERE IS A LOT HAPPENING HERE??????

Talks about homophobia in music and black community.

If there’s one group of people I’m always trying to please with my looks, it’s dudes who troll women’s beauty blogs to talk about their dick-feelings about different women’s hairstyles. I don’t know what it is about those guys, but they just do it for me.

I have a pixie with a side bang. My hair will never be below my shoulders as long as I draw breath. #PixieTilIDie

The thing that always frustrates me is these guys are always saying “NO ONE” will date them when they usually mean “No one who’s 5’5” with 38-28-36 measurements and a Maxim spread who likes to watch anime with me and make me sandwiches.” Granted, this particular guy had deeper issues, but as a formerly lonely nerdy…

I understand this dog. I mean, who among us has never chewed the locks off of a container to eat a dozen chocolate muffins?

I have a sick feeling that these men who have no idea how to find a clit also have no idea that a hymen isn’t a membrane of skin that completely covers your cervix until a penis comes along and pops it like a balloon. If it was, “virginal” women could never have a period or any discharge.

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

Bravo!

And hark at him referring to a sexual partner as ‘damaged goods’ whereas he is nobly struggling with insecurities.

I’d consider him a solid 9.5 in terms of punchability.

This. But we all know who wins the Facebook martyr-off: stay at home moms.

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.