Do people think a blood sacrifice is required every month or else our beauty melts away to reveal haggard crones?

If I’m dating a white woman and she starts wondering why I never pay for anything, I mumble something about the moral arc of the universe and then start singing We Shall Overcome in the restaurant. Loudly.

This doesn’t explain the fake monkeys, though.

A quick primer:

Superheroes are designed to be attractive and capable. All superheroes have resting bitchface. In fact, Batman wears a mask with baked-in bitchface, presumably in case he starts thinking about muffins or Adventure Time and forgets to bitchface of his own accord.

LIVE! Killed LIVE and on the air! We now have people being MURDERED on live TV. We have CHILDREN being murdered in their classrooms. Nothing gets done. We, as a country, through our inaction have said this is A-OKAY. Just another day in the beautiful United States! Let freedom ring and god bless America and her guns!

it’s a child, not a fucking stray puppy

TL;DR WHERE DEM TITTAYS

That’s the thing - if this guy felt like he couldn’t find people who agreed with his “thoughts on hunting” IN MINNESOTA, you know his “thoughts on hunting” are fucking deranged.

Is it typical hunter euphemistic parlance to say he “took” an animal rather than “killed” it?? For some reason the inherent entitlement in claiming he “TOOK” Cecil pisses me off even more—and I was already turnt up to 11 on this one.

“oh, i didn’t realize it was like, a CELEBRITY lion, i thought i was just, legally, murdering a NORMAL lion.

I live 10 minutes from his office. People here are fucking PISSED.

Huh, you don’t usually see KY preventing gay couples from coming together.

We certainly wouldn’t want to encourage women to learn about robots and how they work now would we. No way that would ever be something that would benefit society.

Would it surprise you to learn that Tilda Swinton was made of pure sunshine?

I don’t know. I’m a white guy helping to raise a Rosemary plant. Are you saying I’m not half-delicious?

I may be alone here, but I was TORTURED by the impossible logical loop of “You Don’t Know You’re Beautiful”. Like, it was a real problem for me. Not even the fucked up message, but the Escher-like way it doubles back on itself.

I’m a single woman in my late 30’s. I get told, “You don’t try” or “You don’t put yourself out there” all the time, like it’s a moral failing on my part that I’m single. Now, I don’t talk about being single, I don’t act like a sad sack and I don’t troll for sympathy. I don’t GAF that I’m single 99% of the time anyway.…

Shouldn't a boy who got a girl pregnant also be exhibiting poor "discipline" by this same reasoning and also be prohibited from class?