Buddy Cote

A prude in the streets, a freak in the tweets.

I didn't want to do this, but he has forced me to bring out the big guns. (deep breath)

I don't know how to flirt, but I do know how to look like I'm being a good listener while staring someone right in the eyes thinking "kiss me kiss me kiss me"

beginning to suspect "princeton mom" is actually a robot controlled by a cartel of sentient polyester scarves

I lost my virginity to a guy with Insane Clown Posse tattoos (plural, as in more than one) during a snow storm with 90s techno setting the mood. I regret nothing.

"Did you guys see how many treats I ate? I really think I did well!"

What I'm most surprised by is how Vladimir Putin finds the time to referee. That guy is everywhere.

When you 'poke' someone on facebook, they die in real life.

Can we please not make definitive, inflammatory statements like

AEI - Women being concerned about the unlikely probability that they are drugged is a bad thing.

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

I have to say, Gutfeld and Bolling's comments made a lot more sense to me after I did an image search for them:

The though of having children petrifies me, for a number of reasons, but this one is pretty high on the list. What if I don't enjoy it or regret it? I like my quiet time, solitude and have a very independent nature.

So, when there was one of these posts yesterday, we all had a long conversation about whether it is acceptable to fade someone out of a casual new relationship. Thanks, everyone who responded! People had mixed feelings, but what I gathered is that women were more likely to think it's okay (personally, I would rather…

There is a certain type of person (male and female) who considers a handshake to be a test of true dominance by way of brute strength. These people do not handshake, they handwrestle, always with a toothy grin and a shit-eating, fucked-your-mom/dad gleam in their eye. They probably sprinkle salt in their beer, and…