I wash my legs because I pee in the shower.

yep

I want to take a moment for those who live outside of Minnesota to try and express How Very Seriously And Deeply the people here take the Wetterling case. I moved here in 2000, and it was mere weeks before it was explained to me that one left one’s porch light on for Jacob, and how his disappearance was a loss of…

I am in awe that she has gone public. Cancer is scary, but also gross, messy, very painful, completely ravages and changes your body, and it’s a very ugly side of life that people would rather not have in front of them...but it’s so important.

To be grown up men who are hired to protect the public regardless of their opinion they are very sensitive and emotional. As a woman I always heard that was a bad trait so I’m confused.

People who oppose women simply because they’re women are ruining my adulthood.

If you aren't going to throw in a cow and four bolts of good cloth, sit back down.

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

You forgot to “strengthen” your argument by being a condescending ass, and using capital letters. The actual facts are nothing against ad hominem attacks, and uncivil discourse.

I ate an entire pygmy child in celebration of the Winter Solstice.

This makes me want to fucking vomit. Although my initial instinct is to wish the most horrific possible violence upon these men (and I’m not entirely convinced that’s not the right take) ultimately what I really hope is that either in this life or the next, they are given complete comprehension of the evil they have…

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Hold up... I thought Lucas got bought out. She killed him? I mean, I didn’t like the prequels either, but that seems harsh, Carrie.

So good....

This will never be more depressing than the time potato stood in for muffins and nobody noticed its time in the spotlight:

All I really want is for Trump to walk out and reveal that his whole campaign has been one long SNL sketch to prank the GOP and show the public how ridiculous the whole political system is. And then you find out he’s just this really chill comic who’s been cultivating this character for years, playing a slow con, and…

Keychains and nightshirts and clothes for your poodle

If that were true then they needn’t have mentioned that she wasn’t “necessarily all that unwilling.” In terms of legality, she was raped.

She’s also popular with some Black feminists/Womanists as well. My circle of friends will often forward her sketches around and I saw Trainwreck with a couple of my BF/Womanist friends (we liked it well enough, it was OK, not great).