And how many times a day does Uber run their sincere ‘new corporate values and listening to customers’ commercials?

I think he’s a conduit between Russian Mafia and TRussia. Explains the Cone of Silence and all the security.  He’s a MOBSTER wannabe.

When they go low I limbo.

I’m not impressed. The only reason he’s found so many ways is because he’s been allowed to. Any other president would have fired someone like this after the first major offense.

When they go low, I go under the gutter. We would have both been at the police station because at my age, I am beyond done with respectability politics and he would have definitely caught these hands a la Naomi Campbell style. There is no way in hell the driver should be under an investigation. He should have been…

Don’t get me wrong. Destroying the environment is fun. But I won’t get to see the real effects of my hard work for what, a generation or so, give or take?  I could be causing the suffering of black and brown people RIGHT NOW!  

Except when Trump calls McCain a loser for being a POW. Then they just look away. 

“Not sure what’s more wild: that a guy did this while facing over a dozen federal probes right now, mostly for things related to being a tacky dipshit, or that he firmly believes he has a political future waiting for him back in Oklahoma right now.”

LMAO. Blueberry yogurt everywhere.

“anyone eating by themselves at a Chinese buffet”

I agree with the point you are making via sarcasm, but I think this goes beyond even that point. Diaz was investigated. One of his accusers is even pissed what she said got lumped into MeToo stuff (I’m not sure if her annoyance is fair. Was her original tweet furnished with #metoo?). One of his accusers has been…

If MeToo is broadened to be about assholes, then it has lost its true north. The only substantial accusation (every other accusation is of Diaz being a jerk and even those are insubstantial on the jerk spectrum) is that he kissed Clemmons. She refuses to say where.

Fuck Nancy Pelosi and who ever threw her under the bus. Fuck civility, and fuck if your “activism” didn’t go past that pussy hat. I’m so angry, but the badassary of Maxine Water’s statement (You better shoot straight) is fucking fire. 

David O’Doherty is a treasure. Here’s another favourite:

I hope the Nic Cage girl got the job!

Back in the Pleistocene era my company decided to invest an unprecedented amount of money in an initiative that I would have to oversee, because it was a very specialized niche in a much larger company. So I drew up the specs and threw in everything I could think of and mailed out the six requests for proposals to the…

At least you didn’t send her an insane pic of nick cage like this girl! I hope you get the job.

Any Jezzies out there who’ve quit drinking or are thinking about it? I haven’t been around in a while, but I wanted to pop in because I’m stoked that I haven’t had any booze in 5 months! So far I’ve lost 15 pounds and saved a couple thousand dollars. If you’re thinking about it, check out the stopdrinking subreddit.…

Honestly, it could have been so much worse. Her reply seemed fine, people in this day and age understand wrong recipient messages, and I don’t think it was that bad to begin with. I once sent a text message about how annoyed I was that my brother was late yet again to... my brother! and it was meant for my husband.…