All I know is my gut says maybe

I absolutely love Le Batard, because he gets it. His show with Stugotz is stupid, irreverant, and not at all serious. Just like Sports. They understand that none of this stuff actually matters, and they give sports news all of the respect that it has earned, which is to say none at all. Instead they have fun, because…

LeBatard is one of the most consistent, entertaining voices at ESPN. Suspending him would only confirm and reinforce everything he said. 

Yeah, he’s the simpleton here. Not the dude who’s big mad about an obvious fucking joke.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Ok, so just hear me out.....

No need to pad the score against the Thai. 

Is there a difference at this point?

I had Albuquerque. Should have taken a left turn there.

Congrats to Mexican-American King Hippo on his defeat of Mr. Sandman..

If that’s the case, I’m sure his middle name also starts with a “K”.

Man’s twitter account shows him to be a trump supporter so...

She didn’t hear directly from the company until almost 12 hours later, at 12:34 p.m. on Thursday.

Goatees and jawline-creating, ted cruz beards are a pretty good indicator as well 

*Rex Ryans bursts in, wheezing*
Heard the...headline...need to...hear more.

From what I’ve heard, wagering $8 is also banned due to its association with a street gang in NYC.

They asked Brad’s sister Helen to confirm but she neither heard the insult nor saw the offending pitch 

I stand by my theory that there is a finite amount of ‘Chris Davis’ baseball ability in the universe and it is currently being used by the A’s Khris [sic] Davis

That’s not snow, Jason. That’s snew.

Phillies fan...likewise - Wasn’t thrilled with him or Manny, and feel they did a good job this offseason otherwise.