Since the Manfred presser, the (correct) hot take has been “owners are evil for not spending enough money to try and win,” and you’re opening with “let’s turn MLB into the NBA, and have all the great players go to the biggest teams?”

I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

You enjoy your moral victory 

bless your heart. 

True. People from the northern American states know that kind of behavior should stay in football programs and churches.

You should make it a LOT more clear immediately that this isn’t a James May video. 

Big Ben had a suggestion, but the team unanimously agreed that probably just pillaging would be more appropriate this time. 

A: #ThrowuptheX

You know, it’s not right that a wildcat reverse pass back to the QB in the flat is known as “Philly Special” now, because it’s not like the Eagles invented it.

A Mo-town* Philly Special.

It’s on the air because people watch it. It ain’t what it should be, it is what it is.

The websites formerly controlled by Gawker, “Street Outlaws shouldn’t be on TV.”

With all the crap shows on TV, this is the one we are complaining about?

It’s almost as if the staff at gawker have never experienced a real job.

Renewing your vows should reserved for last ditch efforts to save your marriage, not pledging everlasting fealty to your employer. It’s just plain weird.

The play clock has never been enforced like the clock on a buzzer-beating shot. This was on the longer end of what they usually let go, but it doesn’t strike me as egregious in comparison with normal practice. I’d be fine with the NFL making this a point of emphasis and being stricter, but until that happens, I can’t…

“Has anyone seen this guy and Colonel Sanders in the same place at the same time?”

“the SEC is too liberal" is a hell of a take there Hugh 

Read the article and figure out why I chose 2001 for yourself, genius.