Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

It was him and Kiran, I think. So basically the best videos we’ve featured were both made by and performed by our video people. I need to find my puppet before it gets thrown out by accident, so thank you for the reminder on that.

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

I think this dark and gritty reboot of Hamburger Helper is gonna do just fine.

I feel like they just threw Peg in there since the character of Hughie in the comics was basically bootleg Peg.

Can we all take a minute to acknowledge trailblazer Katy Perry for bisexualizing sexual harrassment? Another civil rights milestone!

not allowing phones in certain Church facilities to dial 911

THE SAXOPHONE IS OLDER THAN ROCK AND ROLL, AND IS PROMINENTLY FEATURED ON WHAT MANY REGARD AS THE FIRST ROCK AND ROLL SONG. IT HAS AN HONORABLE LINEAGE, AND WE SHOULD NOT ALLOW THE TACKIER ASPECTS OF ITS USE IN THE 80'S TO TARNISH IT. YES I WENT THERE.

I’ve seen it and cannot, for the life of me, recall the plot.

How ‘bout a NSFW tag, man?

You may not have noticed, but this is already happening.

Guys, what if Left Shark wasn’t just screwing up her Super Bowl performance?

There was a time in my life when Bush was in office and, deeply naive, I thought I would never be more embarrassed by a president. So it strains my imagination to think about who the Republicans will put in office in 2032.

> Final Fantasy XIV

Sadly, it’s a leadership skill that can’t be taught.  Adding 17 to stuff is just an ability you have to be born with.

Dietrich can’t help but get in the way of a ball that crosses the plate.

The time Terry Pendleton won MVP over Barry Bonds in 1991.

You’re killing me Smalls!

IIRC (and I often don’t, so take this with a grain of salt), Ronald Reagan declared that the government was taking note of people with high video game scores to recruit (although how he thought they were supposed to know who people were just by their initials remains a mystery), and THAT is what The Last Starfighter…