I agree completely. It’s not Halloween until I read these.

Those kids are amateurs next to LPShea’s GROAT — the Greatest Rant of All Time.

Here come the mansplainers to mansplain mansplaining to us.

The rise of the term snowflake is one of the absolute dumbest parts of this whole mess.

Or maybe we are out of the WC because we lost to Trinidad & Tobego.

Are you people blind?

Re: The Gwyneth Paltrow story, it strikes me that Brad Pitt is the first guy who comes out of this looking like he took a stand when he heard of something happening. Interesting to see he was also quick about confirming this story (through his “people”), as opposed to other actors who are denying up and down that they…

What person has verbally said the name “LeBron” the most number of times since LeBron James was born in 1984? One would assume it would be his mom or one of his close friends or mentors, but I could see a broadcaster, podcaster, or hardcore Cavs fan topping the list. Who would you guess?

You couldn’t wear your pants any lower, so you made tiny pants for each leg! Say it!

AHHHHH I’m so excited for this!

Agree - I live in Dallas, and a “Feminist AF” or “BLM” shirt is still an act of (mild) rebellion.

Thank God the Vikings finally have somebody hip and young to connect with their fans.

I’m trying so hard not to vom now.

For fucking ever and ever amen.

I’m replying to you because I never ever want to talk to Ukulele Dan in my life. No amount of therapy will ever make me a whole and happy person again.

I mean this with complete sincerity. Burn in hell for this.

The woman who first told the story as a blind item has said it was not Louis CK. Another comic, Doug Stanhope, came forward and said it was him, not Louis CK. So why is he still being tarred with this brush? I’m sure he’s not without faults, but it’s been pretty much verified that this isn’t one of them.

I’m sorry I annoyed you. I wrote the post before I saw the “true story” requirement and there’s no way to delete a post. Just got excited for the tradition. :)