I will post this every time monster trucks are mentioned.

dear god what a horrible name, is it next to Whither Glands, just south of Prostate Platea and west of Sphincterville?

weinermobile ftw

One of these, or a bug.

The mini cooper is pretty much universally recognized.

Next question.

I am surprised that Cafe Gratitude in LA isn’t making customers use a crystal to decide what to order.

Baitista ties the game with his second HR and doesn’t flip the bat. If Toronto loses, that’s why.

The 1990s would like a word with you.

So awesomely 90’s.

But this, this is good. This is a good thing

Me too. Right out loud.

Is that a fig newton?

I have one of a spaceman fighting a t-rex, one of a farting hotdog, and one of “chumbawamba” across my toes. Yes. That is an 11-letter word on 10 toes. Happy to provide background if needed...

i thought it was a bad idea immediately. but now it’s been a reminder to not take myself too seriously.

I was recentley in Sweden and wanted to get something quick and simple that had Swedish cultural relevence. So I got an Ikea wrench on my upper arm. It is bad and awesome.