Suzuki Samurai - People in the know love them, but amongst the general public, they’re most often viewed as Barbie Beach Mobiles in the same way that the Miata’s a girl’s car or whatever. These and the later incarnation Sidekick/Tracker/Vitara will put Jeeps to shame. My brother had a later 2 door Tracker that he used…

Crown Vic.

Step 1) Drive a C2V through the desert (which is an unlikely offroad vehicle to begin with!)

Wow, this is like Endframe-level stupidity.

The car from Spy Hunter.

If you like it, drink it. For a man’s man does not judge another man for his choice of drink. Unless it’s a cosmo.

Holy fuck, at this point I have to believe that the people making these highlight videos are in an arms race trying to outdo each other by finding the worst possible music to play in the background of the videos.

Because, despite his relentless efforts to keep the culture and traditions of his native Ecuador alive in his children, Isabel and Gerrado jr. have long since given up speaking, or even caring about Spanish.

Joseph Kittinger’s parachute jump.

I always throw shit at people who play that song.

This jump was just stupid.

This occurred to me, but I decided to pull it out because I’ve actually seen this argument in several places over the past 12 hours. Look at Sara Benincasa’s Twitter feed from around 11 hours ago—this comparison was all over the place. This argument—depressingly—appears to be common enough that it actually requires…

NO. STOP.

It was already annoying being mixed and looking white without this “tragic faux-latto” bullshit in the news.

First time this commercial came on, it was my personal mission to name every car. Then I proceeded to explain the importance of each car to my wife. She was super annoyed. It was awesome.

Test tube brush. Cleans it every time.

You’ve got to hand it to them, though. They did an excellent job casting Danny Tanner’s wife.

Don’t forget Comet!

“I tried to make a second John Stamos, I couldn’t” - God