Somewhere in the 200-300hp range so 250hp.

350 horsepower.

Are you aware of how important to sports history Jenner is? They’re not covering him because he is part of the Kardashian Klan. Your comment about “manning up” makes no fucking sense and your tone is that of a petulant child. If you are over 15, you need to rethink how you want to live your life.

Jesus, each of these stories should have ended with a scalding bowl of soup to the dick for the men involved.

Absolutely! The 30-pound bag of pistachios isn’t as irresistable after you’ve eaten a 1/4 lb hot dog and a huge sausage-and-pepper hero. Yes, I get both. don’t judge.

Color me shocked that Derek Jeter somehow isn't the AL shortstop leader.

Other great Costco things not mentioned above or in the comments:

If nothing else, this bit gave us an amazing gif of Bill Nye saying “That just makes no fucking sense.”

a digital tire gauge could have prevented this, clearly off by 1.5psi

Chevrolet’s new safety feature on all new Corvettes: It detects a bad driver behind the wheel based on steering and pedal inputs and the number of times the word “bro” is used, and takes him off the road before he can harm anyone else. It’s not as good as Mercedes’ for anticipating upcoming problems, but they’re…

What an idiot. He’s allowed to use his hands.

This really should have been the Patriots’ punishment.

When is he gonna get the call to the bigs?

I hope he's alright. He doesn't deserve this. As for the bullfighter, fuck that guy.

I’m finally glad we have a sport where a “pro” player ends every statement with LMAO.