Oh yeah, I forgot to mention Brian Regan. His set was really terrific.

*the silence from the hoards of Canadian dude bros who rushed to support him is DELICIOUS.*

I liked the part where the car jumped the other car.

Can I buy one at Big Bill Hell’s?

Every time he swings hard enough for his helmet to fall off, he gets to fill it with nachos.

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Goddammit. I’m gonna need a new pseudonym. My last one, “Patrick George,” is already getting a little tired. Might end up going with “Richard Douglas” instead.

The refs swallowed their whistles for both teams the whole game; the Rangers should not have expected them to start calling stuff in the last minute of regulation.

It said I was 43. I’m 28. Fuck this app.

And just for contrast, here is what I ate more or less every day in high school:

Once, an 8-top of Christians left one of those “Here’s a Tip for You!” pamphlets on my table, in lieu of a cash tip. I was sort of used to this, so I didn’t remark much, just tossed it into the bus tub with the rest of the debris, and a glower.

I’m a little late but here goes. I worked in a Gay Dennys in Arizona and soon after gay marriage became legal, I had the most adorable elderly couple of men, one white, one black. They were seated at the counter and had on these beautiful leis. I asked if I could feel the real flowers and asked what the occasion was.…

The waitress’s exasperated manager, the bartender and two bus boys join in the search and they eventually find it - at the bottom of a full pitcher of water.

Eh, I've done that in Spintires plenty of times