I think he just has a bunch of classic rock anthologies that someone burned for him in the 90's

They’ve been taking $11.98 off my MasterCard for six months if there’s a Blerbo Max + Premium Plus I want that too.

Ya those satanists sound like real assholes, here’s their twisted agenda:

Sorry.

This fucking dickhead:

The poetry of sports writing always chokes me up. As an A’s fan, I get teary over the annual, “Fuck October, put on the hockey game.”

I read article after I watch the Remembering Guys so the OMG it’s Ryan Klesko thing first card actually got a laugh. Also it took me like three cards to figure out the gag, but that’s ...whatever.

“Now if you ever hit me and I find out about it”

Oh ya, that’s the shithead version, he’s not saying A-Ok there.

I feel like the “active service” claims are slightly exaggerated for some of the newer, cooler toys, it just seems like a flex aimed squarely at 45.   

People who should use boss:

He is also not asking for directions to the library, nor the discoteque.

Sidebar, the A’s were the parent club for the Vancouver Canadians triple A club for a while so I got to see, if not these exact guys, very similar guys from very nearly the same A’s era as these guys. It was pretty common to root for someone bigtime like Jason Giambi to get hurt and have to do a conditioning stint in…

Don’t never stop not remembering guys, guys.

You don’t feel that the specimen that is Dan McQuade can adequately represent elite running and track knowledge?
Correct!
Thank chonky cat video is pretty great though.  Also when he remembers wrestlers.  This though...is out of scope.

Ah yes the ancient and unstoppable wisdom of “whoever smelt’ it dealt’ it.” Dunlap should have called no take-backs, or at least enacted the notwithstanding clause, “I’m rubber, you’re glue” so the Entercom accusation that he delt’ it is automatically negated. Neither party seems willing to pinky swear to any of these…

Is that Colin Hanks’s dad?  It’s so great when a kid can give his old man a career boost.

Willard?

So that was Bryan Cranston reading the news there, right?