Yes!  The Wu Tang Nan!

Oh holy shit, these are actual candidates! I thought it was Late Night Talk Show staffers fucking around for a bit.

Ya that was really something, the transition out of 1989. I’m on the west coast, we were legitimately freaked out when people started dressing like dirty lumber jacks and poking their thumbs out their sleeves n shit and calling it grunge, it was awesome. Every fucking kid for three hundred miles had a Nirvana tape cd…

More salmonella gummies please!

Which would fit right in as instructions on a package of Hungry Man. Already included is the very very saddest thing ever, “Stir the potatoes.”

Step 1: Be attractive.

If they’re going to be there anyway it should be entertaining.

Ya really, I wanted either icing, five minute fighting majors, or instigator penalties for players caught attempting to dunk.  Or just skates.

Ya nah, all four tires immediately get their valve stems gutted

this +1

Certainly there is no law that states that if a guy sort of looks like another guy and then posts a bunch of pictures leaning into that resemblance you owe him a sandwich.

Ok, fair enough, now I’m sort of sad.

Well fuck me but I need this in my life.

These fucking things...ya, they make them just under-powered enough so you don’t need a license or functioning brain to operate one

So here’s the thing, if the city fucks this up and the Flames leave, absolutely everyone involved has to immediately commit suicide, it’s Canadian law. Just ask those guys from Quebec City and Winnipeg...o wait, except you can’t because, fuckin duh, suicide law.

I have a soft spot for the 70's Red Sox - on account of having read a book by Bill Spaceman Lee when I was young and impressionable - and the 1977 Red Sox Wikipedia article is good and weird, just like the team.

Fuck PETA

Reckon one can probably watch the whole thing during the free preview, assuming there is a free preview, right?

Turns out it happens often enough that there are compilations!

That’s not a driver training issue, that’s a loss of executive function. Executive function addresses paying attention, organization, stuff like that - ADD/ADHD kids know about it - and when it starts to break down shit like this happens. The signals that go from the brain to the body telling it do complex shit like…