Thank you for this.

The cross eyed bear that you [intelligible] me:

Maybe, who gives a shit?

Horseshit, the boy needs to keep their name out of his mouth, they’re not passive.

There’s no playing grab-ass or fighting.  You got a grudge against another man you fight him saturday afternoon:

Can we discuss the buffed Kyles for just a half a second? I’m dating a female Kyle, they’re fucking nuts about destroying drywall and pounding Monster:

Fuck this forever, The Descent:

Fucking hurling season is ramping up right now too: https://www.gaago.ie/

well alooooHA

A proposal: every comment on this article is to be updated to “bless your heart” or “bless your heart, child”

Bless your heart.

That is the exact opposite of how 14 year old me felt about the Sasquatch! Why the fuck did I check out all those cryptozoology books? Why did I watch all those fucking Sci Fi documentaries? Why did I let my older brother tell me all about how he knew a guy who saw his dad get eaten by a fucking sasquatch?

I always liked how Homicide handled Tim Bayliss tryna live his life as an out bi-guy who is also Baltimore murder police

Agree/Affirm.

oh son of a bitch, the playing card I just found in my pocket has “Reminiscence” written on it, he’s so good! 

This is like that time my monkeys mated and Sonny Bono married Yoko Ono who then later married Bono and became Yoko Ono Bono Bono bonobo.

I miss the old days when the one direction was “west” and we died of dysentery all the time.

Ah they’ll be back to planking Tide pods on their fidget spinners in no time #hipdad #onfleek

Oh ya, same make and model in the burbs around Vancouver

Hey look, it’s another good cat shit story!