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Holy shit, I have that exact weirdly specific memory of The Black Hole too - that is to say I remember it existing as a record with a book and almost nothing else, just that it was a record and a book and that’s about it - but also this one moment of dialogue where some kind of authority man on the ship says the line…

Here’s one of the only times it’s ok to post “what if the races were reversed and it was a black guy holding down an Aspen or a Becky” because the answer is fucking “murdered in the street” and sure as shit isn’t “no crime here”

Congratulations on telling us that you ran a marathon!  As someone who has never run a marathon but wants to, and has also been in other races - actually “race”, it was a single 10k - I’m just gonna go ahead and point out here in this response to your comment that I ran a 10k once and want to run a marathon.

Ya winner of the week, worth at least a handful of Get Out of Jail Free cards for gum. So, get out of gum free.

Risk of Rain.

Ya it would be the very first vaguely naughty name ever in the history of sports.

Outstanding

Please include:

I’m thinking Eckersley and prime Mattingly are in their own separate category of flow-and-stache, I think it doesn’t get more prime than this:

How about just a lot of 1% skim milk and flat soda water instead. In 3.5 ounce stemmed plastic wine cups like they have at shitty art shows.

You mean you want to stand there and make fucking guacamole and fucking talk the whole time about the fucking guacamole making process like I never heard of fucking cilantro before *flips the fucking table*

The difference is that Joey Votto gets the fuck out of the way when they throw him inside, this fucking potato just stands there and gets plunked.

I have this little rubber square that I got as a stocking stuffer about a million years ago that works perfectly for opening jars and peeling garlic, it’s fucking amazing.
It’s better than this stupid fucking thing but it’s the only close thing I could find:

Stitches would like a word:

#same

Ya, there was some nude butt, and they said ass and asshole, and there was simulated sex camera, it’s still pretty edgy for bland ass network television.

Necro-ing a 2013 thread to post Floyd? Yes.

Ya.  Sorry.

So uh...Colonel fair is fair...if I nail Hotlips and punch Hawkeye can I go home?