He attacks the basepath like Pete Rose before Pete Rose turned out to be the fucking worst.  Helmet flying off, diving head first into shit, I feel like this kid would have gone at the catcher if that were still a thing:

Goodbye, dipshit.

When you pry the 3/4 inch super bond polyester and not-at-all-safe safety razors out of my cold dead hands.

I play the drums in 4 different bands, one of them has a volbeat cover. I don’t know these guys at all and sure as shit didn’t mean to rep them as my idealized version of a rock band, for all I know they’re the Nickelback of Denmark.

This isn’t a rock band, I don’t know how that rumour got started.

Oh that’s not the half of why this guy is the bad guy in this story, what a fucking monster.

RIP Storm Duck, hail Satan and Pope Thrower

That happened so very long ago:

not even IN MICE! yet, this is horrifying

“Nice.”

TOM BRADY HATES GEESE

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Oh shit you’re right, that’s the other guy.  I hope he finally kills Jamie Lee Curtis one day.

Which is a nod to the season 5 reveal which is super crazy - that the real robots?  Well hold onto your hat, they’re us.  The real robots...are us.

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?

At what age do guys stop masturbating

oh god The Leftovers delivered hard.

I’m still not over the last episode of M*A*S*H

I think a better question is where are they gonna get all that blue toxic shit to make the playing area smaller as time goes on?

Anyone in doubt needs to look at Chuck Liddell getting knocked out by not-so-brutal shots (read: punches that would literally kill me but I’m not a professional fighter) that would have bounced harmlessly off his brain-pan before