I know you are...but I’m glue so...in your jerk faces...jerk stupids
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How the hell did he manage that after putting a roofie in his own drink...or does he seriously talk like that?
ok I see what happened there:
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Holy shit Ted Arcidi, I remember thinking if he could bench that much he could chuck a guy out of the stadium like a loony toons strongman...because 8 year olds were dumber in the 80's.
Buick Lacrosse (Average days on the lot: 143.4)
“Maybe the babys ate your dingo”
make that 24 minutes and I’m helping you transport and dispose of the body
Fucking Steve...fuck the ph guy too, Phteve
Then his ex told me the real reason he wrote his name on his shampoo bottle was because he used to piss in mine.
Sometimes an asshole is a good ally too.
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Ah I’m thinking this more like him thinking, “I didn’t train for this but the humans seem to expect something from me here...better laugh and put out these tiny fires. Proceeding to act naturally.”
Ray 2 - Ray Unbound, Unblind and UNDEAD: The Road Hits Back, Jack
Welcome to the Tea Party: The Doors 2 - just like The Doors but shittier
The Jacksons: An American Dream 2 - It’s Tito!
Long lived the king. RIP
None of that will be as weird as the current President deliberately staring into the fucking sun.
Recreational outrage artists love and hate everything simultaneously, there is no escape.
Counterpoint: all these things would be better with booze in them.
every star
Mulch? Like, how much mulch?