whiskey stones...just go drink outside in the cold if you’re gonna be stupid now.

Shitty murdered Drew?  Shitty, Shitty.

There’s a six minute, unbroken tracking shot of Winona Ryder moving from a second floor washroom through the busy lobby of the municipal property licencing clerk’s office all the way down the hall past property records, into an elevator with the secretary to the city comptroller (the do not speak), and right up the…

I’m glad someone else remembers this, that was an amazing pinball machine.

Internetting needs more disruptor types like you innovatively internetting all over the place and in toilets. Also, graphical preview something something something

Thanks Cujo, good read

Also, google Sentinal Island, those people do NOT want to fuck with anything showing up uninvited, they’ll whip spears and rocks and shit at helicopters if they fly too low let alone an idiot carrying a book.

A month is pretty fucking generous, I think they have him stashed away for a minute because of how badly people want to beat the shit out of him or just watch it happen.

Tough one, they’re all dogshit in their own unique ways

I stop by her stream a couple of times a couple of times a week, it’s charming and harmless, I hope no one doxxes her.

Yup, I was thinking the same thing, let’s go get stoned and respond to every answer with a question! My question will almost always be ”...what?”

Holy fuck that accent is grating my smoked modulla oblonggottajack

+1 for taking one for the team

“I pranked my mom SO HARD, I filled her whole kitchen with cut flowers and washed her car, she’s gonna FREAK OUT!!! LOLOLOL”

This is so fucking cool. Also it makes me think I don’t know how cars work because drifting is just bananas.

Bully had that too. There was a lawn-mowing task as a punishment for something that was a real life punishment and boring as hell.  You mowed a patch of grass to completion.  That’s it.

Also if you have a gift card you don’t need a membership and you can cash them in if they have under ten dollars left on them

I’m gonna want to see an update when this guy finds what he’s looking for.

My favorite moment from the series was super tiny.  He was trying to wrangle permission for something from this unimpressed bureaucrat - I forget what the hell he was actually trying to accomplish but it wasn’t going to happen - so he tries to bribe her by slipping her a Canadian five dollar bill.