Do you shit on jokes professionally or is it just a hobby? 

So this is the kind of thing that happens when images are hotlinked instead of saved and then linked and the photographer finds out that their image has been used without a credit or hat-tip. The thing about hot-linking instead of saving and linking is that the photographer can change the image that the link points…

Percent Checking Runners WSIP (while shitting in pants) should be a new stat

I’m confused by the timeline too, I don’t think you were supposed to shower for 90 minutes or whatever it was, that gap is probably meant as a placeholder for time spent talking to a dog

Mine came up with two $129 options, 24 meals for 30 or 60 days, and $236...or 238, I closed that tab...for 48 meals for 30 or 60 days.

Mine came up with two $129 options, 24 meals for 30 or 60 days, and $236...or 238, I closed that tab...for 48 meals…

Oh my, this could have gone so much better. If you follow the Cool Hand Luke model it was 50 eggs in a set time. What you did was 50 fucking eggs all at once which is insane - you gotta pace yourself at least a tiny bit. Looking forward to the double or nothing version of this, or watching you chug a gallon of milk in…

gonna just take a knee here for a second

#same
Vancouver sports radio is equally bullshit, they don’t even acknowledge baseball unless the fucking Blue Jays are in the playoffs and even then, fuck the Blue Jays.

I’m not a violent man but I’d love to go on a date with this guy and try out some of the foreplay he inflicted on those women.  I’m particularly interested in his reaction to my article afterwards about how he seemed pretty into it.

Oh and I left out -Instant Pot Boiled Egg Take- somewhere after Fiery

And yet here we are.

Right, so —- Hot : Luke Warm : Tepid : Cold 
this is so stupid.

I didn’t know either until the HBO doc:

The word he’s looking for is “tepid”. I hate myself.

That’s the Prisoner, it’s cool and deeply weird:

Ya, we used to do that too, fucking Nazis ruin everything.  I’m just glad I already don’t drink milk, they fucked that up a long time ago too.

When we visit people this idiot runs into the house, jumps up on the couch  and then barks at the people inside like he owns the place. He also barks at doorbells he hears on TV. Up until recently he’d scream like he was being boiled if I got into the shower and shut the curtain.

The - “I’m rubber, your [sic] glue” seems incredibly effective for a lot of the people, have you tried saying “Nuh-UH” or possibly “whatever you’re not my real dad” to them?

This entire thread is fucking hilarious

Mostly joking, they’re way south of all that stuff.