I’m done with all the Brets and Beckys and their, “Well, actually ...,” explanations for what’s obvious to anyone who looks close. I’m done worrying about those folks, “being offended,” that I suggest they may be harboring racist attitudes they haven’t exhumed, of watching their eye-rolls and, “I know black people,”…

“I’m an American. I have constitutional rights.”

Bless you for having the patience to break this all down for that fool.

I like the box it comes in (that’s what she said).

I’ve loved Emily Dickinson since I was nine and my mom got hold of the one woman play The Belle of Amherst.

Now we’ve established that if you, like “A Childless Wife,” have chosen to be child-free, you are empty of soul, selfish and controlled by your basest desires.

My favorite antique shop find:

Me, defiantly:

Could a person put vodka in that bottle and make infused vodka? Asking for a friend.

Other way around. I think an artist can make any art they want, but that doesn’t mean it deserves a place in a museum. The artist was obtuse, but the curator fucked up.

Wow, in my day rich people simply raked their money into piles and burned it.

Fellow big girl here. If I can’t wear a bra, I won’t wear it. Every time I see a plus size off or no shoulder shirt, my boobs hurt. What if there’s a situation where I have to run from danger? My boobs would be flying everywhere and may hurt a child or small man.

As another plus size girl, this is my life.

This!!!! EVERY TIME I’ve tried to shop in stores or online lately, I am inundated by these fucking off the shoulder garments, and I’m shopping at PLUS SIZE RETAILERS. Like, whoooo theeee fuck in a 22/24 or 3X is going to look cute in some shit that requires an invisible bra? My titties are 42DDD. I need straps, y’all.…

Hello! As a former Hill person, two things:

This is how the Trump administration will put over the dismantling of American civil society for the next four years: by banking on whipped, boot-licking reporters so committed to the performance of empty impartiality and the maintenance of access

My wife and daughters are agonizing over the future wife of the family “baby”, my 6'0" 215lb 15 year old running back son.

Temperatures for Obama’s inauguration were very low too, but he still pulled the giant crowds. Trump’s got a pretty blissful January day and yet where are his MAGA crowds?

fart every time you leave your desk.

There is a photo of him and Michelle dancing with a 106 year old African American woman. I’m bawling.