I’ll never forget after I moved from the South to the Chicago area, I walked up to a door and the guy ahead of me turned around, grinned and said “chivalry is dead” and didn’t hold the door. Couldn’t help but laugh!

Breeding really does make a difference - http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20160912-a-soviet-scientist-created-the-only-tame-foxes-in-the-world

Satan’s cellphone tower - funniest thing I’ve read all week! I vote that to be her name from now on. What an idiot.