For my accessory is The Force, and a powerful accessory it is.

Here’s some money, go make a “Star War.”

Unemployment must be hilarious

Garfield was the worst yet. he was too cool as Peter Parker, and too much of a jerk as Spider-man

frankly ludicrous political process

“I suppose you could say it was ‘DEAD ON ARRIVAL’, AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

I thought Rob’s death would come at the hands of Gareb Shamus methodically killing all former Wizard Press employees. But his story seems much better.

You carry it well.

This is where my Victorian fannishness comes in handy. For boys, it’s John, Edward, or Oscar, and for girls it’s Jane or Elizabeth. Boom.

This is the single dumbest argument I’ve ever read.

Pretty sure that was a Lambo, dude.

Oh god, the bullets landing perfectly in his gun: I can’t even . . . This movie is going to be terrible. Way to ruin my all-time favorite Stephen King books, Hollywood. 

And this series of books wouldn’t have made for a compelling AMC, HBO,or Showtime (or hell, Starz) series? Why exactly?

That’s what I think. Humans might make good pets though. YOU HEAR THAT ALIEN OVERLORDS HUMANS MAKE GOOD PETS.

You would think that after the success of Game of Thrones, someone would want to do that. Maybe they are saving it for later if Dark Tower takes off, since both stories are connected.

by HBO. I would watch the shit out of that.

I still don’t understand why no one has adapted ‘The Eyes of the Dragon.’ That should have a been a no-brainer.

Ooh, I want to see Desperation and The Regulators released back-to-back!