Rey’s special ability is that she can “control the minds of enemies.”

That would be fantastic.

Plus, Tatooine is a planet that Vader associates with strong, traumatic memories. Even if he did go back there, it’s a safe bet that Vader would have trouble sensing anything on Tatooine without getting distracted by his mother’s death/etc. It’s not just a good place for Luke to hide, it’s a great place for Obi Wan to…

Is it dusty in here?

You thought it was out of character for Han Solo to love his son?

This. That mind-control was like Purple Man level...

I would pay so much money if Netflix released a MST3K commentary track for all their original shows.

The Jedi tree? Maybe. But look at star wars rebels. When she says balance, it looks more like the Bindu.

Or just tweak the Saturday morning cartoon!

Ho. Lee. Shit. Mind. Blown. They did say Darryl was still alive for Avengers 3....

It’s funny how this site didn’t bother reporting the terror attack in Russia the other day. More people died there than in Sweden. I guess the neo-McCarthyites don’t want to risk us having any sympathy for Russians.

Cagney and Lacey and the Princess. Jocularity ensues. Coming this fall.

That Magneto is just amazing.

Russians were killed in Saint Petersburg and apparently Jezebel has decided that we’re supposed to hate Russians. So they don’t give it a shit. I’m suprised they are even covering the attack in Stockholm considering we all know this is a islamic attack.

How do you decide which terror attacks merit an article and wich are not? It is extremely disheartening to see this, after not a word on a terror attack in Saint Petersburg. You may disagree with Putin’s policies (as do I), but those people who died on a subway were just people, the did not decide to annex Crimea. You…

What’s a Nubian?

So, the suit has AI? When does it turn black and attach itself to a person with a grudge against Peter? (Side note: oh tony, when will you ever learn with this AI business?)

My pitch for the AI, Topher Grace. Have it start saying some messed up Venom-related things and freak Peter out. Or just replay audio clips of Randy Savage. We brought back Tarkin, so let’s bring back the Macho Man.