It’s funny how this site didn’t bother reporting the terror attack in Russia the other day. More people died there than in Sweden. I guess the neo-McCarthyites don’t want to risk us having any sympathy for Russians.

Russians were killed in Saint Petersburg and apparently Jezebel has decided that we’re supposed to hate Russians. So they don’t give it a shit. I’m suprised they are even covering the attack in Stockholm considering we all know this is a islamic attack.

How do you decide which terror attacks merit an article and wich are not? It is extremely disheartening to see this, after not a word on a terror attack in Saint Petersburg. You may disagree with Putin’s policies (as do I), but those people who died on a subway were just people, the did not decide to annex Crimea. You…

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So he’s a junkion?

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.

Does it require a special controller?

To make Mythopoetic Stew:

The clowns will soon be here… 

They’re already here...

Hey, they have the original Prophecy there, too.

One day Canada, one day our broadcast licensing won’t be a total clusterfuck.

DOLLAH TWENTY-FIVE PLEASE

Maybe that was the point of the experiment. To show people what horrible shit they say

And that is why we are now on Transformers 5.

Wooooosh.

Well, the trailers for Civil War seem to be indicating that the whole point of the conflict of the movie is that people DO want Captain America to be held responsible for the helicarriers, the Hulk responsible for the damage to NY, and Iron Man responsible for Ultron.

So do they cum or what?

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