You cannot block me. Let me see your shtyle.

Finally, this is it! The thing that will save blackberry corporation! Humanity! Shutting down facebook, messenger, instagram, and whatsapp.

I’m actually kind of hoping Kylo goes through a redemption arc in this movie and that he is reaching his hand out to his mother. Contrasting the TFA scene where he killed his father this time he is the one reaching out to her and he spares her rather than kills her.

I like that they’ve got Sissy Spacek and Bill Skarsgård. Getting people who’ve played iconic characters in Stephen King adaptations makes it feel more immediately tethered to that world.

I once played the Joker and which started the DC fans screeching.

You guys are all hung up on some clown from the eighties?!!

It floats! Yay!

This is one of the best things I have ever seen.

I mean, we all know that this is the original set of panels from the book. Alan Moore needed a little extra cash to finish his masterwork, but I don’t think it took anything away from the finished product.

How could you not include Adventures in Babysitting? I mean, it had Thor.

So much this!!!

Iron Fist was fun in sort of a goofy way despite its poor dialogue and sometimes clunky combat. The side characters saved it.

“...and a palpable sense of the writers being embarrassed of the source material.”

That gif is so great.

But it actually wasn’t that bad. At best it was an okay show and I would say that it was a bit better than AoS’ first season.

To reiterate:

or maybe skipped Iron Fist for relatively obvious reasons,

and in paris, this will be released as thor: battle royale with cheese

I shoulda thought of that. I’d give you more stars if I could.

To be fair, have you ever tried to explain “The Dark Tower” to someone?