I’m due tomorrow and pretty much everyone I know has texted me about the royal baby. Yes, I know Kate had her baby. No, I have not had mine.
Right? I know she’s not going home to a 9-to-5 job. She’s heading home to an arsenal of nannies, nurses and all. But good Lord, she did birth a human only a few hours before this picture was taken!!! And she’s not even staying overnight in the hospital!
I think that’s why they do this so fast. You know by now she’s in yoga pants and glad to be done with it so she can rest.
Mr. Princess and I are trying to have a baby right now (yay!) but the thought of carrying a tiny just-born infant scares the shit out of me. Like I’m afraid I’ll accidentally kill it like my Chia pet.
This job is exhausting. Imagine being a women who just gave birth and a mere 5 hours later you have to throw on a dress and look like you totally have your shit together in front of the entire world. It’s days like this when I’m thankful being a mere peasant.
As an Asian, I feel like I should support this movie because Asians are not believed to be able to lead movies ...
As a student of the Classics I was just about to post something but you beat me to it. It really cracked me up.
I know this is super serious and horrible, but their ridiculous attempt to be deep and imperious with a Latin motto makes me laugh because it’s total gibberish. “Obsequious” is an English word (“obsequium” and “obsequiosus” are the Latin words) and “sororium” is “gender neutral thing about sister(s).” So among the…
I was in an a cappella group in college that met these wackos. They staged an “a cappella festival” in order to recruit young impressionable college kids with means into this crazy cult. Our group was the only one who did our research and looked these people up while we were there. One of the nights of the “festival”,…
I’m happy to report that I’ve gotten the job. I’m just waiting for my background check and to do my fingerprinting on Monday. It’s a PM job at a large bank. Eight month contract. I’m keeping the Panera job one day a week on the weekends. I have a lot of bills.
Evening beautiful Jezzies...Craft Thread!
I worked today - subbing at an elementary school - and so wore orange in support of gun control. My kid did too. As I stood on the playground with 4 other teachers and about 80 kids we got word of a school shooting in a nearby town. Each of us turned and looked at our kids - silently calculating how quickly we could…
My daughter’s high school cleared out. She texted me that everyone was leaving to walk to the capital and that she wanted to go.
It’s the Goodfellas speach, lay low, don’t buy a new Cadillac or get your wife a new fur...
“But what if there are 10 babies on the floor of the Senate?”
So you’re telling me she’s queen of the shit- TeaParty?
I have so much of this “she’s making jewelry now” jewelry and I hate it. I bet this crap valued at $120.