It does have ape-peal.....

The husband had MRSA once. The disinfection routine to get rid of that stuff left me freakily paranoid about other people's germs.

That's just nutty.

...oh my. I wasn't really interested in this movie until now.

A brush.... with death.... OMG.

Obvious to us now, not so much to them then I think...

...money and politics are great, but when you talk to the average human they're mostly concerned about their immediate personal relationships. Family and friends are, honestly, some of the most important things in our lives.

Ha! Oh, the people you'll meet...

No, but you seem like the sort of person who's pretty nice and will have plenty of good friends (who may happen to be girls). You're likely to end up in this position - being there for someone when something bad has happened. EMT's are only oen subset. :)

...oh, I see.

...you're imagining the women hitting on you are reasonably healthy, hygenic, of an appropriate age bracket, and sober-ish.

I'd think the biggest worry you'd have would be infection; you're dealing with physically abusive people who might have any spectrum of nasty bugs. I've seen fully grown tough-guy cops flinch away from some drunken twig who had a bit of blood on his face, and rightly so. Do you guys have to get tested for various…

Replace any noun in almost any simple sentence with "euphemism" and it starts sounding dirty. Kind of like the count video.

Julia below says it was likely placeholder music, and since this never saw the light of day she's probably right.

Yeah, you're probably right - it just threw me. :)

Plenty of planets to go around!

Yeah, bad use of language there. I was distracted by the shiny, shiny idea of my own planet. :)

I am incredibly disappointed in the fact that this didn't make it, delighted that I finally get to see it, amazed at the premise and - not thrilled with the execution of said premise.

I very carefully wasn't going to mention them! You don't want to give away the secret now, do you?

Hell yes! yes yes yes, a thousand yesses to this. Of course there's some initial adjustment, but over the decades the number of missed international flights, watch re-settings and bloody inconvenient overseas phone calls would totally make up for it.