PLEASE LET DOLLY PARTON GUEST-STAR; the world can end afterward, completed.

For green, drink grape soda.

I have liked her since The Remains of the Day; she just had an eminently watchable quality, even then.

I wish there would be a price spike in cilantro, it's in freaking EVERYTHING. The Devil's Weed.

I like the spins, it's like a ride. (I rarely drink enough to get them, and then am a faithful Gatorade + ibuprofen devotee.)

Saw Kinky Boots last week, it was fantastic, Billy Porter is incredible!

This replacement, I don't mind. Now if they ever even think about replacing Jaqen H'ghar, I WILL CUT A BITCH. Tom Wlaschiha, come to mama.

That's the term they're using on TV now, apparently. Stupid.

May the gods bless you for saying the passes were defended, instead of the ridiculous and incorrect defensed. That is all.

Tonya, on some evidence that was analyzed: "It wasn't my handwriting." FBI guy: "It was her handwriting." So is she delusional? Lying? I certainly find him more credible — so it was a striking example of what might be seen as a clear fact, which she denies. And she comes across poorly, for it.

I have only been to one local minor-league hockey game — on Tonya Harding Fight Night. But her opponent didn't show, so her manager got in the ring with oversize gloves, and they threw fake punches at each other while everyone booed. Then I'm pretty sure we all got the finger, and they cut it short after just a few…

Ugh, I am not looking forward to any of it! That's a terrible attitude with which to enter into this venture, I know — but the whole thing is just emotionally exhausting. I figure, I'll do the 3-month thing, then kill it if needed. Sucks that your messages were worthless, I'm sorry. And I had a co-worker pop up in…

My three latest OKC messages, in full, all spelling/capitalization/punctuation verbatim:

Hi sexy I'm James
How was xmas
You are beautiful and nice pics. In this cold whether made my day;)

No, no, and no. I created a Match membership a few days ago, and am probably going to pull the trigger and become a Subscriber soon.

This could read "Start Your New Year with Root Canals and Julie Andrews" and I'd still want it. SHE IS THAT AMAZING.

She is a brilliant leader, a thoughtful person, and someone I was happy to follow as an employee far down the chain of command. Props to MarScar!

I highly recommend that you read the book Billy Lynn's Long Halftime Walk. It's about exactly what you're talking about, with the military and the NFL.

Drool indeed, yum. And check out the sample pages from the publisher:

She's horrible, and they're horrible. But I like this illustration of that quote: http://zenpencils.com/comic/41-ayn-r…

It was a hell of a book, I read it in two sittings — very powerful, and horrifying.

Yep, clearly Cleveland kidnapping with influences from Emma Donoghue's book Room.