I sorta wondered what methheads gave each other for birthdays.

Nice idea, but you have to send a C&D every time, even when you don’t have a problem with it, for the .00001 percent of the time when you do, because if you can’t demonstrate a pattern of regularly attempting to defend your intellectual property, your hold on it lapses.

I will laugh very hard if it turns out that these fools believed an insurance company would pay them for the loss of items they did not actually have insured (because those items don’t exist anyway).

Just because someone has criminal intent doesn’t make them Lex Luthor, Super Genius.

In order to collect on an insurance payout for stuff you’ve falsely claimed as stolen, wouldn’t you need to have owned that stuff in the first place? There’s no way they ever owned all that loot.

He will rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami.

““sometimes he and Katie’s shenanigans get out of control.””

Also, oh my god, I hope that whoever was questioning them at that point was astute enough to get them to confess to prior such crimes by following up with “oh, what kind of shenanigans?” Because that guy looks absolutely dumb enough to fall for that. 

$5,000 cash, an 18-karat platinum wedding band with a 2-carat diamond stone worth $12,000, an Apple laptop, a Burberry purse, a $3,000 Louis Vuitton luggage bag of some sort and an iPad

Uh, people who look 2 pics into the ‘Faces Of Meth’ catalogue don’t usually sport Louis Vuitton.

lmfao, they even look like a trash couple who lies about having expensive things.

‘He stated that he and Katie lied about the whole robbery and he doesn’t know Katie’s motives.’

She looks like could be a Fox News conservative commentator, and he looks like he could take over Kid Rock’s show after Kid Rock retires.

This knee-grow HAS to be the best villain of all time out there. He strikes literally EVERYWHERE at all times...at the same damn time. #RandomBlackMan. Marvel and DC, looking at you. Make your move.

I have a hard enough time doing that with 2 similar looking humans. I mean I can tell them apart, but remembering who is who unless there’s a gender difference or significant difference in build? Not so much.

Just what I was thinking, too! I have a clownfish that’s nearly 10 years old, and when I walk towards the tank he always starts swimming around at the front and top hoping for food. If anyone else walks near the tank he either hides or just doesn’t care.

I have a Diamond Goby that hates me. Little bastard is always glaring at me and when I come in the room he intentionally gets a huge mouthful of sand from under a rock, swims up to the glass and belches it at me.

No, the point wasn’t that people are surprised because they thought only primates could recognize faces; it’s that scientists believed a neocortex or neocortex-like structure was necessary in a brain for an animal to be able to recognize faces. This is huge, because it means other, unfamiliar structures in…

Same here. I had a saltwater tank for years with a clownfish, blue tang, blennie, and various other fish. They reacted VERY differently when I came up to feed them vs. when my roommates did. I fed them about 95% of the time, and my roommates only did when I was away for the weekend. My roommates were the first to…

This is some crazy obvious science. I had a pet peacock flounder that used to eat from my hand. He would see me near the tank and come out of hiding. He would never do so for my roommates with the same build and hair color as me.

Don’t think this is news. I have had numerous saltwater fish for years and they know me. When I walk by the room the Vlamingi Tang and the others will come up to the front of the tank (mostly wanting food, they are pigs). The Vlamingi will lay on his side and want his belly scratched/rubbed. Doesn’t do that for the…