I sorta wondered what methheads gave each other for birthdays.

Nice idea, but you have to send a C&D every time, even when you don’t have a problem with it, for the .00001 percent of the time when you do, because if you can’t demonstrate a pattern of regularly attempting to defend your intellectual property, your hold on it lapses.

I will laugh very hard if it turns out that these fools believed an insurance company would pay them for the loss of items they did not actually have insured (because those items don’t exist anyway).

Just because someone has criminal intent doesn’t make them Lex Luthor, Super Genius.

In order to collect on an insurance payout for stuff you’ve falsely claimed as stolen, wouldn’t you need to have owned that stuff in the first place? There’s no way they ever owned all that loot.

You can’t always tell with White people. Plenty of rich White trust fund babies walk around the West Village and Soho looking like homeless zombies.

He will rob you in Compton and blast you in Miami.

““sometimes he and Katie’s shenanigans get out of control.””

Also, oh my god, I hope that whoever was questioning them at that point was astute enough to get them to confess to prior such crimes by following up with “oh, what kind of shenanigans?” Because that guy looks absolutely dumb enough to fall for that. 

$5,000 cash, an 18-karat platinum wedding band with a 2-carat diamond stone worth $12,000, an Apple laptop, a Burberry purse, a $3,000 Louis Vuitton luggage bag of some sort and an iPad

Uh, people who look 2 pics into the ‘Faces Of Meth’ catalogue don’t usually sport Louis Vuitton.

lmfao, they even look like a trash couple who lies about having expensive things.

‘He stated that he and Katie lied about the whole robbery and he doesn’t know Katie’s motives.’

She looks like could be a Fox News conservative commentator, and he looks like he could take over Kid Rock’s show after Kid Rock retires.

This knee-grow HAS to be the best villain of all time out there. He strikes literally EVERYWHERE at all times...at the same damn time. #RandomBlackMan. Marvel and DC, looking at you. Make your move.

You’re better than me. I do not have white friends.

Sigh... probably fucking never. Tribalism and fear and hatred of the “other” is human nature. I mean, maybe we’ll EVENTUALLY be able to do away with the confederacy bullshit (if the US survives that long), but it will be replaced by something else.

Absolutely. I can’t stand 95% of parenting posts because they are all so clearly about the parent seeking praise/sympathy/whatever. Even the ones with parents showing off the cool costumes they made for their kids kind of make my skin crawl. I mean, this is going to be the first thing that shows up when people google…

At the risk of sounding like an insensitive jerk....

After about the tenth retweet, I just started to assume something like this was true. It just reeks of scam from the start. If not a scam, then clueless parenting. I mean, if your kid is getting bullied at school, then posting a video online of them crying is definitely going to help them out right?

Heard the accent, thought Tennessee, and my immediate reaction was, possible racists, please don’t be. Please be true to the idea that it’s wrong to demean people different from you.