It’s about time. Twice this month alone I went to an Overwatch match expecting to see Aaron Judge. Thank God someone is looking out for us little folk.

I’m sorry but there’s been some misinformation going around. This character cannot be “Doomfist” for, as you can plainly see, both of Victor von Doom’s fists are attached to his arms. Naturally, our benevolent overlord has decided not to sue this imposter for identity theft for Dr. Doom is a forgiving man. Remember,…

Have you ever seen The Thing? It’s a horror movie set in an Antarctic research station. The titular Thing is an alien parasite that invades a person’s body and becomes them. That’s a scene in the film where they devise a test to figure out who is human and who isn’t.

nah. That’s like saying someone’s the shittiest shit. You play smash bros for a living bro. you can’t get cringier than that. In fact, he’s elevating it. I applaud this guy.

Is it time for the same fucking comment to stop being made by the same cluster of dbags every week yet? Nobody is forcing you to read it.

this man is angry on the internet

Hey, everyone has different comedic tastes. It made me chuckle.

I don’t think you appreciate how much hanzo is sacrificing to show you his nipple

People like you are why I quit playing online multiplayer games. You folks take this shit way too seriously.

stoked for the brazzers parody. “Shadow of Whoredor: Orxxx and Men”

I’m a little surprised they didn’t launch in Canada first, mostly because that region (in mobile) is the second analogue for US (the first being NZ/Aus). If problems show up there, they will not impact as large a pool of players and the behaviors will be similar to the US ones (in regards to bugs, spending, and…

they haven’t implemented the ability to apologize to the pokemon before they go in the ball

I'm also side loading it. In Ottawa I feel like I'm the only one playing the game :(

You do know that attempting to access the game in areas it hasn’t been released is one of the major things causing server issues? Just be paitent and let the people who already have it enjoy it! You’ll get it when it actually WORKS in your area. Jesus. I understand the frustration but now because of impatient people…

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