True. The best situation you can ever hope for is one in which everyone hates the dick, because then you can commiserate and you have the added bonus of getting to make the dick a social pariah.

Often HR will also arrange a nice meeting between themselves, your boss, the asshole and yourself. Hell in a bidet!

It's a beautiful line. It manages to carry sooo much meaning in so few words and the line itself is very poetic. Of everything that was incredible about this piece, that line really stood out to me.

This was really amazing. I'll be sure to keep my eye out for your book when it comes.

Am I overthinking? Am I just being paranoid? It's exhausting.

I dig all the trees and mountains and rivers and animals, tho. They're chill.

"When someone rapes a person they go to prison."

I want to live in whatever amazing utopia she clearly lives in.

Hi please don't ruin everything bagels for me though

Well, I don't know about enabled, but I took a couple of college courses from a guy who had written material for Cosby back in the early 70s. When it looked like I might try my hand at making it as a comedy writer, my professor only had one word of advice: stay the fuck away from Cosby. This was 1999.

As if this couldn't get any worse. Now I can't shake the image of him slurping on toes with his old man, everything bagel face.

Yeah, I had a husband like that too. Found out after 25 years he was a complete scum. It happens. I didn't defend him though.

Just for a change of pace, I'd like two teen pop stars/screen idols get into a Twitter fight over who is the better Maoist.

Also known as The Interviewee. In other words, the only way to sustain a conversation with them is by acting like Jimmy Fallon. "So, I hear you have a new project!" "Wow, that's amazing!" "HA HA HA HA HA!"

*Hugs*. Best of luck to your cousin — update us on how things go for her?

On CNN this morning, some male commenter talking about Johnson (and basically supporting her/other victims) felt the need to say "I dunno, maybe this is sexist, but she is just *stunning.* Especially for a grandmother!"

"what was that, Blessed are the cheesemaker?"

It's also likely that they were heavily inspired by already existing codes of moral conduct in Egypt, such as the 42 negative confessions: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maat#42_N…

But honestly, who doesn't covet stoats? They're adorable and wee with the crazy antics and their white bellies.

Oh my god is this a bar association in Hell?

She likes tacky cups, he can't spell cocoa. HOW COULD THESE TWO KIDS NOT MAKE IT WORK.