bookorama
Bookorama
bookorama

Thank you! I demand answers!

"They were men and women who were discriminated against"

I know. I reread my own post and was like

I hope it is just dumbness or simple dog joy. Not a vet, but bull terriers tend to suffer from a neurologically-based disorder known as "compulsive spinning" and it looks a lot like that when it's not on a bed. So... yeah.

-Ruiner of fun

I'm sure you'll get just as much shit for this as the last one, so I'll say it: Yes , there are numerous other reasons why this is an unfair comparison, but in the end it's hilarious because it's a reminder of the bullet we dodged.

Like that classic Margaret Atwood quote (paraphrased): Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

I read this yesterday, and I do not understand this person on any level. Buy candy and hand it out. If you run out of candy, turn your light off. The end.

"And maybe she actually did think twice before heading out to Cleveland. Who knows."

My only thought about Harry Styles is that, should he ever have children, he name one of them Turn.

yup. done.

"But what do you expect with creatures who eat crayons and spend half their time trying to take their clothes off?"

I had no idea Raven Symone and Lindsay Lohan were pulling George W. Bush's strings, let alone neo-cons. That's a Disney Channel movie I want to see.

shit, why bother ?????

I'm sorry, I didn't read it in the Groomsmen's guide that it was my responsibility to fight off raging farm implements/ mountain giants (who weren't invited anyway)!

I was present at a wedding where the groom wore a Metallica muscle shirt and sported a mullet. After the ceremony, the guests were escorted back to the groom's trailer where a keg of cheap beer was waiting in the shower.

My bf and I went to his cousin's wedding about a year ago. The church ceremony went well and was beautiful. When we got to the dinner the drama started when the catering chef and florist decided to reignite their blood feud right then and there. Punches were thrown and chicken mole went flying everywhere. The cops

"Before feminist web vigilantes call for my defenestration,"

DEFENESTRATIONS FOR ALL!!!11