Every time we refuse to use a word that might have a sexual slang meaning, we are letting the twelve-year-olds win.

OF COURSE! Punching them in the nose! Why didn't every rape victim ever think of that? Rapists: they're just like sharks, the cheeky little fuckers.

I have to dig through lots of stock photos for my work. Usually the "free" ones since my boss refuses to buy any account. Anyway, I came across this gem the other day: "Business Man Staring Disgustedly at Corn Dog"

Does squatting on the scale help you weigh less? Asking for a friend.

Chop up some scallions next time and mix them in before you make patties. (In the interests of furthering Dugger-free cuisine).

I'm struggling with this concept of "leftover mashed potatoes." I don't think that's a creature I've ever encountered in the wild. The recipe sounds great, though! :)

I take my leftover mashed potatoes, form them into patties, dip them in an egg wash, coat them with breadcrumbs, and fry them. You can have that recipe without having to listen to a Dugger. YOU'RE WELCOME.

I do want that tater tot recipe, though. After that they can be ignored.

She does realize that the probability of at least one of her brood being LGBTQ is super high, right??

You sound like the perfect candidate for an elopement. Seriously, I'm not being snarky.

I just read BORING CAKE and got really offended. My bad.

So guests are supposed to know to bring dollar bills too so the bride and groom can take them?? I quit.

I can't believe they ambushed you like that! That is really crossing a line to me. It's so creepy because they knew you can't really complain because you're at work.

Post Sunday church, there was a lot of prayer at the diner I worked, which was generally fine by me. It did always feel so uncomfortable when asking if they needed anything else after slinging their pancakes only to be answered with a prayer. Especially when that prayer happened in lieu of thanking the girl who…

One day I was sitting on the bus behind a girl with headphones on with a guy started calling her "Blondie," and just generally telling her how he'd like to get to know her. He wasn't particularly crude about it, but it was clear his attention was unwelcome. But he kept trying, and she kept replying in monosyllables…

"Eve was born"? Dude, pick a side.

$2.13 an hour? As of June 1, the Alcohol Server's Minimum wage in Ontario is $9.55, while regular adult minimum wage is $11.

And before anyone makes a joke about the Canadian dollar, $1 Canadian is equivalent to 93¢ American.

You people are insane.

MORE than restaurant food pics, I hate pics of "look I made dinner!" unless it's something unique or impressive or pretty. My feed is always full of people just posting their goddamn grilled chicken.

I never take food pics. First, because I'm a horrible photographer, so what's the point? And second, because nobody f*cking cares. If I ever ate at a fancy restaurant. I might say, "Wow I just had a great meal at ___. You should try it." I hate other people's food pics because most of the time it looks horrible. …