This one displeases me. 

Ahh, you’re jealous of her, aren’t you?

It’s just like that old saying, “Everybody loves a cane.”

Even better, from what I’ve heard <leans into ganews> They cannot arrest a husband and wife...for the SAME crime.

The Browns found it confusing as well.

You’re gonna get some hop-ons.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

Indeed. Who among us hasn’t plowed a shopping cart into the back of an unsuspecting stranger’s legs upon seeing them get away with having too many items in the express checkout lane?

Typical Deadspin hypocrisy - you laud this play not long after criticizing Baker Mayfield for his one-handed grab against Kansas. Sad!

I wonder if he is going to lose his endorsement deal with Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor.

In a sport that really seems to dislike the left, I’ve never seen them turn right before.

“Win/lose, who’s keeping score anyway?” - Roberto Alomar

“The Oakland Raiders moved to LA and then back to Oakland. No one in Los Angeles seemed to notice.”

I get the Catholic obsession with suffering as penance, but continuing to employ Kelly is getting ridiculous.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

Proving once again that, if you need to break out of a slump, your best bet is to play NC State.

“My son will only play with the Lakers” - Jerry Buss

Geez, does everything have to be about Love on Valentine’s day?