This one displeases me. 

Ahh, you’re jealous of her, aren’t you?

It’s just like that old saying, “Everybody loves a cane.”

Even better, from what I’ve heard <leans into ganews> They cannot arrest a husband and wife...for the SAME crime.

The Browns found it confusing as well.

You’re gonna get some hop-ons.

“They don’t want to eat the fish, but they do want to make it late for something.” RIP Mitch Hedberg

Indeed. Who among us hasn’t plowed a shopping cart into the back of an unsuspecting stranger’s legs upon seeing them get away with having too many items in the express checkout lane?

Typical Deadspin hypocrisy - you laud this play not long after criticizing Baker Mayfield for his one-handed grab against Kansas. Sad!

I wonder if he is going to lose his endorsement deal with Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor.

In a sport that really seems to dislike the left, I’ve never seen them turn right before.

“Win/lose, who’s keeping score anyway?” - Roberto Alomar

“Agreed” - Putin

“The Oakland Raiders moved to LA and then back to Oakland. No one in Los Angeles seemed to notice.”

“that’s why he dawdled behind the wall with his massive army rather than making an assault.”

I love how people keep forgetting that the wall was magical, and needed to be taken down by magic.

I get the Catholic obsession with suffering as penance, but continuing to employ Kelly is getting ridiculous.

“it’s pretty obviously time for everyone involved here to take a step back and relax before something happens that everyone regrets.”

Proving once again that, if you need to break out of a slump, your best bet is to play NC State.