No, Bill. I think the old saying is “Everybody loves a clown.” Which is what you look like with that thing.

“You kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogelberg, your zima, hula hoops, and Pac-Man video games — don’t you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds.”

On the bright side, Trump has a new favorite team after the Broncos grabbed two muffs in that game.