Man, it’s nice seeing lying liars get called out for being lying liars on shows like these! You know what’s even better?

It’s just so fucking bizarre. If you told me when I woke up this morning that this is something that will happen in real life I would have called bullshit and insisted someone was playing the world’s weirdest game of Mad Libs.

I got called a centrist for saying I supported Warren over Bernie. There’s no reasoning with children.

$95,000 My Little Pony necklace

lol 

And HE LOOKS LIKE ALL OF THEM oh jeebus deliver me from tubby doughy aggrieved bog-standard white men and their tired jokes

I think the difference is that this is a situation Yang had no need to engage in.

Yes, if Warren or Sanders win we’re not going to get 100% of what they’re promising. But they’re going to start negotiations further left which means that an inevitable compromise will be further left. Not to mention that Warren has talked about ending the filibuster which would make it much easier to pass her…

You reach a certain point as a right wing charlatan where you develop dead-eyes that are reminiscent of staring off into the void of oblivion.

People invite a bullshitter to spew their bullshit and are outraged when the bullshit is spewed?

She was invited for racial click-bating that they wanted and that’s exactly what they got.

#PresidentPussyAssBitch

Few things make me more stabby than “women aren’t funny” attitudes, and I’ve read/heard too many people spouting that lately. I can only imagine how frustrating it must be for women in entertainment. 

It why the fundies love him. Since Jesus is never wrong, and he’s just a projection, they themselves are never wrong if they just claim “Jesus!”.

Bye, Isaiah.

FTFY.

The hypocrisy is nothing short of breathtaking. It never lets up. Here we have Donald “I won’t have time for golfing” Trump who is a (alleged) billionaire from New York, calling AoC (who was tending bar and waiting tables not two years ago) a... “coastal elite”? And he’s defending the Electoral College by arguing this…

“Have I lost some votes because of my decision to support Justice Kavanaugh? Yes, I have. And I’m sad about that because I explained in great depth my decision-making,” Collins said. But “there still is an appreciation in Maine for someone who looks at the facts of an issue, votes with integrity and independence.”

All joking aside about how this is the ONLY good poll, this:

Let’s remember some foods.