@hollybolly: Why, does white wine more frequently come with twist tops?
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@accountessa: Spring forward, fall back. So at midnight you would change your clock to 11. Don't change the clock on your phone or cable box, since those are connected to internet or cable they usually change themselves.
@RenoDakota: Dude, Nissans are good cars. I have a 1997 Altima that's still chugging along in pretty good shape, and I've always gotten good service at the dealership.
@i'm going to have my friends call me valerie: Not yet, but I'll come back to this comment in about an hour.
@Thus Spake Kate is effulgent.: That is a good solution. Either I'll do that or I'll only have more experienced wine-openers do it for me!
Guys, I got the cork out. CRISIS AVERTED. Pictures here, because it was too bizarre not to be documented: [bookling.tumblr.com]
@MissBuckyC: I ended up sitting in a chair and holding it between my legs, but I am so trying this next time.
@all: You guys. This is the most ridiculous thing ever. I BROKE THE CORKSCREW. It was like, a dollar store corkscrew, but it BROKE OFF. I am now working with a flat-head screwdriver and a pair of pliers to get it out. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.
Oh god, you guys: wine emergency! WINE EMERGENCY.
I can't believe it's only 7! I feel like I've been up for ages, I guess because I got up pretty early today.
@ravella_the_riverboat_queen: Heh. Happens to the best of us.
@ravella_the_riverboat_queen: That's a lovely picture, thanks for sharing.
That is the stupidest commercial I've ever seen. The woman with hairy legs gets stuck but the dude before her just slid right down, and I doubt he's shaving his legs!
@hellosunshine: Well, good thing there's no Lea Michele in this video then!
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@hellosunshine: If it helps more, there is a whole video.
@hellosunshine: Darren Criss on Glee?
@Jessysaurusrex, dinosaure extraordinaire!: Total bullshit. But I thought it was totally hot when I was 14 or whatever when it came out.
@feelingHELLAstabby: WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. Whoa.
@LearnedNinjaEel: If only it had feet!
@Ann Veal: Ick! Sometimes we just have to accept that our standards of cleanliness are higher than average, but it sounds like his standards of dish-cleaning are way below average. Food still stuck on is gross. Can you guys try switching off and doing the dishes every night? You do them Monday, he does them Tuesday,…