@punsandpretensions: Riiiight? I totally borrowed those jeans from my friend who had a much cooler wardrobe than me all the time!

@vox_rowan: Nooo, definitely no finger sleeves in the US! Bare skin, baby!

@Zucker: I wonder if I can import those... if the ones we have in the US are the worst ones, then those must be super mega awesome tampons!

@alexburrito: That's preferable to me than my tampon leaking blood all over my underwear, which is what happened with every applicator tampon I ever used. O.B.s never leak!

@hambonetoblerone: "Weasley doesn't miss a thing, Weasley can save anything, Weasley is our king!"

@Zucker: Are the Flexia ones the ones with wings that you're talking about? I can't read German, but those look like the most amazing tampons I have ever seen. Maybe I should follow Dodai's lead and write O.B. a letter requesting that they sell these in the US!

@PrairieGirl: It's like a box full of little cotton bullets!

@hambonetoblerone: You are my new favorite person. Oh god. If I had a Keeper, I would name it Oliver Wood. Or Ron Weasley.

@dernieredance: You never read the story about Moe's tampon, did you? It will not assuage your fears, and it's really gross, but it's an awesome story nonetheless.

I was scared for a minute that you were going to tell me that ALL O.B.s were being discontinued! I love my O.B.s and I would be devastated if I had to go back to regular applicator tampons. I've never required the ultra absorbency, but I'm sorry for your sake that it's going away.

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: The picture didn't work here! But I love you for making it!

@Lassus: Or a Conjunctivitis Charm in the eye.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: Yes. We saw Revenge of the Sith five or six times in theaters, and I saw some of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies and Harry Potter movies more than once in theaters.

@redqueenmeg: Siriusly. You would think Bellatrix of all people would know that.

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: Silly Muggles, standing around filming while this guy is getting tortured by dark wizards.

@InternMaura: "Angry bed troll" just kills me. Ha!

@Leucadia: They sometimes have the boxes, I've seen them recently when I was at a McDonald's. I think they either run out of them frequently or only use them for certain toy promotions.

@DaniFae is so into you but way too smart for you: Thanks, I was just thinking that the Happy Meals couldn't actually go over 600 calories.

@internewt: "Poo on foot" story is the winner! *vom*

@iamthelaw: What the FUCK. You have the patience of a goddamn saint.