...because if there’s one thing conservatives are good at, it’s thoughtfully evaluating short term, feel-good solutions versus long-term sustainable success.

Trump trying to express kindness and empathy always reads like VCR instructions translated to Japanese, then back into English.

Also, “pleased to welcome”?! It’s a fucking memorial to a continuing disaster on his watch, not a dancing with the stars tour.

“Welcoming a memorial” is really weird.

Trump is having difficulty finding lawyers to represent him in Russia probe. So, now he’s hiring anyone with a pulse.

I think I’d start with the thoughts and prayers first. Several minutes of thoughts and prayers. Maybe an hour or so, even.

“If you went into Brussels 20 years ago, it was like a magical city. Now you look at it, it’s an armed camp,” Trump said. “You want to lead your life, you don’t want to be living in an armed camp for your whole life. And there is a certain group of people that is making living a normal life impossible.”

Ah yes, “The children of Lot 2: Electric Boogaloo”

He’s like the awkward IT guy at work that always comes to help instead of telling you to “turn it off and back on again”, but he wears just a leeetle too much colognel

This is a scarf that I’m working on. Each rows color corresponds with the high temperature of the day. In this pic it’s almost as long as my coffee table is wide, and I imagine that it will be crazy long by the time I’m done on New Year’s Eve.

I really don’t think “totally throw your wife under the bus” is anywhere in the Sermon on the Mount. Or anywhere else.

I wonder if Trump will make his new employees hold a frame in front of their faces whenever they talk? “It’s like watching them on TV!”

I’m not sure it’s bullshitting, but in typical sycophant ignorance fashion, see sees the trees but not the forest.

Good lord, if I had interest from NASA or SpaceX I would be there in a minute. You can keep in touch with friends and family with Facebook until you have new friends where you are.

Honestly, I think I’d FILL my clear bag with tampons, condoms, hemorrhoid cream, Nickleback cds, lube, and other assorted sundries just to make the clear-bag-decision-makers uncomfortable.

It also reveals a complete lack of understanding about how investigations and public safety works.

Ooh, a white guy. Sorry, all you people who picked “terrorism” as the motive. People who chose “Mental health issues,” come up and collect your prize!

And I have the strong suspicion that the person who had him banned was using the exact same word in their own username.

Thanks, Short.

Ooooooo idea! Maybe they can get Sarah Palin to be the spokesperson since she taught her kids this. Then you can bring in her kids and.......oh wait. Her kids have all had babies in their teens......hmmm, well maybe that won’t work.