Pompeo is a bootlicking sycophant asshole who was one of the original tea party birth certificate crazies. He’s totally unqualified for anything beyond dog catcher of East Bumfuck. Tillerson might have been the worst SoS ever, but I guarantee you Pompeo is going to be worse. At least Tillerson had some native…

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You mean Weapon of Choice, Fatboy Slim? :D

ARE WE ALL WRITING ABOUT THIS LIKE TRUMP TWEETS?

The Kenzo video would get a pass for ripping off the Walken video because they were both directed by Spike Jonze, so it could be viewed more like a sequel than a mimic.

it’s more like they both ripped off that music video with Christopher walken where’s he straight laced but dancing like a freak in a fancy hotel

Not to be lost in all this is Trump’s choice to take over at CIA. If Freddy Krueger and Cruella DeVille had a cartoonishly evil daughter it would be Gina Haspel.

Tillerson speaks out against Russia in the poisoning of the British spy. Tillerson is out of the job 24 hours later. And the new chief diplomat of the United States is the former chief spy of the United States.

Fuck that. My 6-year-old uses air quotes with “President” anytime she says his name.

Thank you. My dad’s Comanche. I’m a member of the tribe, and I think my grandmother is the only one of our family who “looks” Native American, but even then, she could also be one of a ton of other ethnicities. It’s like you have to walk around with two braids for people to not give you shit.

So recently you mentioned your love of an elderly person and I shared a story of my most beloved old person. Well, after the Oscars when Allison Janney thanked Joanne Woodward for her help and guidance in her career, my friend goes “Joanne was the one married to Paul Newman? Oh he was very nice and talented, but I…

That’s great. “I will not be telling Mueller anything about how Trump and his entire team colluded with the Russians. Not because it didn’t happen (because it totally did happen - I was there!) but because I am too loyal. You’ll get nothing out of me!”

Probably the last actress in the world that I worry about is Jennifer.

Too bad Trump was in FL, he missed his chance to run out there unarmed to stop the shooter.

If any of you guys got invited, please note: I’m giving them the gravy boat so please choose something else.

Oh my heck. Looks like you can just go online and scavenge, at auction, the contents of abandoned Russian troll farms— including the Internet Research Agency, who was indicted for messing with our election. The Beast got hold of a leaked document dump. This is nuts!

He’s been on the tv in meetings a lot lately, trying to figure out this gun thing. Watching, I realize the depth of his banality, ignorance, and arrogance. He’s been trying so hard, this time, to be original. He wants to be the one who solves this. But Nothing he says is relevant. His tweets aren’t aberrations,…