very drunk, sat on bench, fell forwards off bench, didn't put hands out, used face to break fall.

and there is my earworm of the day

I frequently hit myself in the face with the handset while answering my phone at work. Can't swear when I do it either in case it's a client on the other end.

as stepm to former idiot teenage boy, now idiot early 20s boy, I (and his father) found it hard to forsee just how daft he could be. You think you've covered off every eventuality in your sex talks, then ah, no, call from the police station. Sigh. I'm really hoping the "adult at 25" thing is true. 2 years to go....

love them. I have two pairs from my German godmother that I adore.

cold tea FTW : the vet (no, stay with me) recommended it for small cat who gets eye infections (she has scarred eyelids, poor rescue kitty). It worked for her so last time I had an eye infection that antibiotics and drops didn't fix I tried the tea technique and it worked in a day or so. Feels lovely and soothing too…