This is the only correct choice.

Yanny.

I think it completely obliterates the notion that you need “pitchers” to begin with. Clearly anybody who is a great hitter also has the capability to be at least a mediocre pitcher, instead of the automatic BP machine so many of them are.

put it straight into my veins

You don’t understand the depth and brilliance of their approach. They’re sacrificing the short-term gains of winning any games in this series, so they can win the next series.

this is a good point but I also think that he’s at the stage where he recognized that everyone thought Toronto would finally beat him and he simply said: nope, watch this. It’s not fair to the raptors really. He’s just a world destroyer and I think—honestly—he believes his legacy is sealed so long as he only loses to…

I had no idea a grown man’s voice could sound like that.

One day, with god and science willing, he will be able to grow eyebrows again.

I think if you are willing to approach this subject honestly, it should be obvious that a line must be drawn somewhere. If not, the logic eventually leads to acceptance of a single “open” division between the sexes, effectively extinguishing women’s athletics.

I’d take walking in on my dad jackin’ it over walking in on my dad railing my mom any day.

I honestly learned how to type really fast and to not look at the keyboard from the billions of hours I spent wasted  on ICQ, AOL IM, MSMessenger, and Yahoo messenger in the late 90's.

Scene: 4 days ago, Shohei Ohtani’s bedroom. Ohtani’s normal, peaceful slumber is interrupted by an unusual dream, where he begins to hover above his bed, as if controlled by a malevolent being, as his life force is slowly sucked from his soul. Suddenly he awakes, covered in sweat.

“Jaylen, you got this. You’re the man now. The only thing you have to fear is sphere itself” - Kyrie Irving

and we’re all dumber for having tried to figure it out.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

My dad put an end to all family vacations 14 years ago. He’d make the threat that “this is the last vacation we ever take as a family” during every vacation we ever took and no one ever thought he’d ever follow through with it. Used to think he was an asshole for putting an end to it, but I get it now. We used to take…

I can’t tell if I’m more upset at his audicity to try and dance being that tall and goofy, or the fact that he’s still a better dancer than me.

Christ, he’s punter, the most easily replaceable position on every squad. While i’ll admit to enjoying his antics, what coach on earth would want a punter that draws personal fouls, and divides the locker room (and His teammates have legitimate issue with the whole Talib thing) in any capacity? There are tons of…

5-0. OKC + 4 road games on the west coast. All with most of the starting line up out.

Yeah, and if anything, Rose’s situation might make Thomas’s look even worse. Rose at least had very good size for a guard, so that theoretically he could remain useful as a switchable defender and make up for some of his lost quickness with length and reach. (This has not come to pass, obviously.) Thomas doesn’t even…