DENMAKR is a dating app that describes itself as being “for Bob Villa types.”

“I FEEL THIS WAY AND YOU ALL FEEL THIS WAY TOO” is the way at least half the Gizmodo sites’ writers frame all their subjective opinions.

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

Looks like MacGyver got stung by a bee and forgot his epipen.

The existence of a coach named Jeff Fish implies the existence of a coach in the NFL named Jeff Fishest.

Soon they’ll be in Africa, driven by a guy in a 2017 Packers NFC Champs T-Shirt and Hat.

Kids these days are so soft. Back in my day, you weren’t done in Oregon until you died of dysentery.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

I love you.

The Cubs will use this to draft prospects with really tight ligaments after bone breaks. I saw a documentary about twenty years ago that showed one such case.

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

I wish I had this feature for subtlety telling my wife that she doesn’t fit into that dress anymore.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base