Reporter: Do you expect more or less train robberies in the future?

His mistake was picking a UI Police car instead of an Iowa City PD car for a ride.  UI Police have a massive inferiority complex and love writing public intox tickets.

Something tells me that this will not be an improvement...

Four words: Broccoli Raisin Apple Salad

I demand to see a Finals consisting of only Kendrick Perkins and Zaza Pachulia.

I’ve flown with my 3 year old at least a dozen times and have never been asked for any identification for her, ever. We always have her birth certificate with us, but have never had to show it.

Extra what? Finish the sentence!

Barstool lifted your comment for a headline. Congrats.

Whaaat’s the deal with airline food???

Auto-correct strikes again. He meant to type nutsack.

Nothing is worse than walking into the bathroom the moment your grandmother steps out of the shower.

Didn’t he also play in the XFL?

This is HIGHlarious

The rare instance when portrait orientation is not only acceptable, but necessary.

Example: This Is The End.

John’s Tailor’s Touch in Libertyville.

John’s Tailor’s Touch in Libertyville.

All this fake tough guy shit in the NBA is a real turn-off.

I can’t wait to see Kyrie, Jaylen, Jason, Gordon and Al in the same lineup next year.

Not to mention, Rose was only 23 when he got hurt. Thomas is 29.