Michael Floyd is also unimpressed.

Heaven forbid that someone who works mainly at night party until 4:00 am... How is this news?

At least I don’t have to listen to Trent Dilfer anymore...

Any time you still see someone’s brake lights while they’re accelerating. I immediately know they are driving with one foot on the gas and the other on the brake pedal. Seriously, who does this (other than my wife’s grandfather)???

Twenty people voted against this? Simply amazing.

A highlighter is not a pen. It is a marker.

Elway was great in Surviving the Game.

If only they still had Derek Lowe.... The headlines write themselves.

Ryan’s throw was more impressive than Julio’s catch.

“There was Jermaine Kearse’s juggling save two years ago, and of course, David Tyree’s helmet catch in 2008.”

JPP walks into a bar.

Steve Bannon looks like he was dressed by a 1998 frat boy.

Probly...