“Volunteer.” Ah ha ha ha ha.

A kick ass one.

Asking the real questions I see;

Obvious comment is obvious.

It’s kind of impressive that Trump could pick someone who would be objectionable is almost every opposite way from him. I’ve known people who are like “Well, at least Trump isn’t terrible on abortion and gay rights” and then he picks Pence, who is truly awful on both. There’s almost a part of me that wants to…

“I’m a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order,”

Maiden name — and thanks, I’m also a fan!

Ah say, ah say, son, we cantz havin’ the players making too much moneys else the plantation’ll go to hell in a handbasket.

This is why I’m against paying anyone who makes apple pie. Go to Russia with that shit.

I don’t see the big deal. Everyone should want to save America’s pastime. I believe this lady, who holds baseball in a special place in her heart. Why convolute this issue with facts, numbers, faces, or reality? Support our troops.

Yeah, I miss my corolla for that reason. It wasn’t fancy, but I drove that thing into the ground and rarely shelled out much for maintenance.

“It’s okay that she said racist things, because they always say racist things.” Probably the worst take ever on Deadspin. And that’s saying something.

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

I mean, sure, but it’s still racist . . .

So its ok for Trump to say what he says becuase he’s just catering to his audience right???? Cmon bro, you serious?